Cold enough for you?

I posted this about 5 years ago but it's so bad, I'll repeat it here.  Apologies around.
Said Celia "I'm somewhat bemused.
This weather's so awfully confused
Suppose Nature's not in her dotage
Just suffering Spring-Shortage,
And Winter is being reused!

This poem was originally written during the gas shortages in the 70's which dates it even more!