Tis the End of an Academic Year--or is it?

As May comes in, the smell of overheating printers mingles with lilacs. Students walk around in perpetual zombiedom--as if they have just seen The Ring and the doom is upon them! And then we libraries levy fines and threaten to hold their transcripts for ransom! What are we thinking?

Do you need to locate delinquent fines? Try the pizza guy [via Librarian's Rant]